Friday, August 6, 2010

Why GOD Made Moms?

Aku dapat email dari colleague aku, buatkan aku tergelak..ni mesti soalan untuk anak2 orang putih yang jawab..hehe..Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house..
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them..
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.


WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!

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Biler aku baca Q&A nih buat aku terpikir plak, korang penah tak anak2/budak2 kecik tanyer pasal benda kejadian manusia or tanyer pasal Tuhan @Allah s.w.t or soalan2 yang korang rasa susah nak explain..hurmmm..camne ek korang jawap?
 
Nak jadikan cerita, last week Bos aku ada kasik satu buku. Tetiap tahun dia akan kasik buku2 agama/motivasi untuk satu floor aku nih, kira sedekah dia buat sempena harijadi anak2 dia..comel kan? murah rezeki btul orang macam nih, then ilmu yang orang dapat hasil dari pemberian buku dia kasik tuh, pahala akan dapat dia & satu keluarga sekali..InsyaAllah..aminn..
----> ni la buku dia..
 
aku baru baca beberapa helai..hehe..content buku nih mengenai cara kita menjawab soalan anak2 tentang Allah s.wt. Contohnya : Ibu, Siapakah Tuhan kita?, Ibu, Benarkah Tuhan itu Ada?, Ibu, sekiranya Tuhan itu ada, di manakah dia?, Ibu, mengapakah ada orang jahat? dan sebagainya..
 
Baguskan?!...
 
so, sebelum Tia dah pandai menanya aku itu ini, baikla aku khatamkan baca buku nih..hehe..sebab nanti senang aku kaw tim dengan dia..hehehe..
 
Sesiapa yang berminat pasal buku nih, click kat SINI
 
p/s: Kakak aku ada 3 orang anak kecik2, dari 6 tahun ke 2 tahun. Diaorang nih suka sangat menanya soklan yang aku rasa susah aku nak explain, kakak aku pun naik pening..lagi2 kalu yang 6thn tuh dah masuk tadika, dia tanyer pasal sejarah Nabi2/Islam..cth, "Mama, siapa nama Ibu Rasullah? or Rasullah adaa berapa org anak??..haaaa...terkinciittt gak la kakak aku nak menjawap..maklumla dah lama tinggalkan dunia sekolah..jenuhla dia suruh aku cari buku2 sejarah nabi versi kanak2..hahahaha..so pengajaran bagi aku tuh, anak2 suka menanya, so kite sebagai ibu bapa harus sediakan jawapan yang bernas..jgn asyik cakap diaorg tuh masih kecik, tak payah tau banyak benda..kesian kat budak2 tuh..kan????.. :)
Anak2 buah aku yang comel2 & bijak pandai..

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